Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
