i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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