I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.