I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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