Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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