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(248): View more from Michigan

so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?

(248): View more from Michigan

oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.

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(713): View more from Texas

I looked at my own cervix.

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(646): View more from New York

You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....

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(847): View more from Illinois

it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs

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(303): View more from Colorado

you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE

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(989): View more from Michigan

Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.

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