as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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