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(740): View more from Ohio

no more hot dogs for you........

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fine no more vajj for you

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

she sounds like chewbacca in bed

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(561): View more from Florida

Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games

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(716): View more from New York

i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.

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(217): View more from Illinois

just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good

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(907): View more from Alaska

I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him

(307): View more from Wyoming

Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere

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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today

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(732): View more from New Jersey

His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him

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Where do you find these people?

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