i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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