Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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