i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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