So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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