What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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