I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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