My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Do plants get herpes?
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