READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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