He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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