: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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