It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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