he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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