The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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