Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Who wears a wallet chain?!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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