Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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