so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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