JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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