I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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