i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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