There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw