If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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