Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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