they need to just BURY HIM!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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