i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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