She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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