I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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