I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Girls should come with a carfax report
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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