dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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