but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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