Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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