I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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