We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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