i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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