It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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