my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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