shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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