Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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