Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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