so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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