that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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