Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
