My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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