He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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