Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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