you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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