Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
its liver damage thursday
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