I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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