Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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