What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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