I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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