He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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